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24 Hours Ends COLDS A“common cold" may result in grippe or flu. At the very first sign, go to a drug store and get a box of HILL’S. Take promptly. HILL’S breaks up a cold in 24 hours because it does the four vital things at once—stops the cold, checkr the fever, opens the bowels and tones the system. Red box, 30 cents. OUR COMIC SECTION 'S s S S S s i * V E R Y day find you lame, stiff and achy? Suffer nagging backache.annoy- ¡ng headaches and dizzy spells? Are kidney secretions too frequent, scanty or burning? E Our Pet Peeve H IL L ’S C aacara - B r o m id e - Q u in in e Sluggish kidneys allow poisons to remain in the blood and upset the whole system. ^0. ' Quickly Relieves Rheumatic Pains 7 Ni^C/ik 1 Ooan i Pills, a stimulant diure- / / «1 qjf A increase the secretion of the Jr . . *7 IW w » kidneys and thus aid in the elimination of waste impurities. Are recommended every where. Ask your neighbor! T o -P A y Doan’s Pills 12 Day»’ Free Trial To get relief when pain tortured Joints and muscles keep you In con stant misery rub on Joint-Ease. It is quickly absorbed and you can rub It In often and expect results more speedily. Get It at any drug gist In America. Use Joint-Ease for sciatica, lum bago, sore, lame muscles, lame back chest colds, sore nostrils and burn ing, aching feet. Only 60 cents. It penetrates. V Mayor Thompson of Chicago, con gratulated on the 65 per cent crime re duction that he effected In three | months, laughed nnd nnswered: “ Why, boy. It’s enough to make us all as conceited as the tllra star. Isn’t I It? "A millionaire, you know, married n film star, and he found he could never drag her away from the looking glass. There she'd sit, hour after hour, day after day, looking at her self. ’Gosh,' he said one night, ’stop looking nt yourself, for goodness' sake. If I was as conceited as yon | are I’d—’ “But the film star Interrupted him. “ 'I’m not conceited!’ she shrieked. Me conceited I Why, I don’t think I'm half ns beautiful as I really am.” ' —Detroit Free Press. Joint-Ease LEONARD EAR OIL deafness Á tA U J)ruggiste CCWWtetit, W. K P ) Garfield Tea Fortor-Milbum Co., M fj. Chemirt», Buffalo, N . V. Small Wonder Charge SC H O O L FO R M EN TnWa, 1« BUSINESS. TRADES w FSOFESSIONS Made Her Indignant E nroll an y tim e . Kent) for lilv r s tu r e . n am e and A ddress for 12 r i \ E , E , , i a y tria l tu b e to p ope L ab ora to ries, D e s k 3, H a llo w e ll, Maine. ^ A S tim u lan t Diuretic to the K idneys At all dealara, 60c a hoi. F IN N E Y O F T H E FO R C E “First Aid—Home Remedy Week” Coming F inney Substitutes Successfully Was Your Grandmother’s Remedy O R EG O N IN S T IT U T E i . M . V . A. B ld g . OF T E C H N O L O O Y F o r t b t n d .O r S m a ll I n v e s tm e n t In M ir e e L i f e In c o m « FIG FARMS IN ARIZONA SUNSHINE AND OPPORTUNITY G reat C oolirigt D am Irrlg a tlo a D istric t S m all In v ea tm en t— F iv e Year« to P a y B a ra a FIG FARM From u IteNponaibla nnd F u lly ITiiaitretl C om pany (C o n serv a tiv e e s tim a te s o f retu rn s) INCOM K SECO ND Y E A R ___ 8100 per acre IN< «»ME T H IR D YEA R 8250 per acre INCOME F O l’RTH Y E A R ___ 86 '0 per a cr e INC« »ME F IF T H Y E A R ........... 8758 p e r acre ( In.T easin g rn p klly u n til tree« m u ture) T h ree y ea rs ca re w ith o u t ex tr a co st and a fte r th ird y ear fa rm eared for and crop m ark eted on p erc en ta g e basis If desired. MARKET UNLIMITED F u rth er p a rtic u la rs from K. I J L I . I F . (Hi N O R T H ( I I I R ( I I T IT B O N . A R IZ O N A P A R K E R ’S H A IR B A L S A M Bemoves Dandruff Rto|t«H slrPaU |M R e s to re s C o lo r a n d B e a u ty to G r a y a n d F a d e d H a h 8i "Oat I>ruifk’t»u. H • « 1 ■ u » . i >i. » h N y n ik I FLORESTON SHAMPOO—Iiteil for n u In uith Vurk<-r s Hair Balaam. M akestha The National Association of Retail connection hair soft and fluffy. 50 cents by mall or at drug> Druggists is urging greater advertis sists. llisco x Chemical Works, Patchogue, N. Y. ing publicity for “First Aid—Home Remedy Week,” fixed for March 18- 24. This "sales baby,” dedicated to the druggists of America by Sterling RELIEVED Products (Incorporated) Is seven . . . QUICKLY years old this month. It has scored Carter’s little Liver PHIs six successive triumphs, and Secre Purely Vegetable Laxative tary Samuel C. Ilenry, In urging the move th e b o w e l« fre e fr o m general adoption of the nutlonal P * in a n d u n p le a s a n t a fte r effects. T h e y re lie v e th e s ystem o f c o n s r ip ^ slogan, “Fill T hat Medicine Chest ih»n pois o n s w h ic h m a n y tim e s causa a «‘ »nr Now,” sa y s: “Unprepnredness Is sel a n d acid c o n d itio n I n th e s ys te m . R e m e m b e r th e y a re a d o c to r ’ s p r e s c r ip tio n e n d c a n b e dom, If ever, due to willful neglect, g iv e n w it h a b s o lu te c o n fid e n c e t o a n y b o d y . A l l D ru g g is ts 2 5 c a n d 7 5 c R a d P ackages* but generally attributable to thought lessness or lnck of foresight.” CARTER’S ESi PILLS With the nld of "Little Johnny Ad vertising,” the sponsors of this na L e st a n d Less tional merchandising campaign, which Is really a drive against needless suf Mrs. Christine Frederick of New fering, hope to induce householders York, author of the epigram, “Tha I to be better able to cope with sudden woman of today Is no longer a cook, Illness and unforeseen accident. she's n can-opener,” was talking about modern fashions. “We older people complain about New Jail Ralph Clark, uge six. accompanied them," she said* “and yet we have his father to Indianapolis recently. less and less to complain about every They entered the city on Road »1 and year. Where It’s going to stop—“ Mrs. Frederick shrugged, then sha were driving along the cunul toward continued: Meridian street. “A young girl went Into her moth The steel frame of one of the new I buildings at Fairview attracted Ralph's e r’s bedroom the other evening and I attention nnd lie said to Ills father: growled: “ ‘Fin dining downtown tonight, and I "Look, daddy 1 I guess they are build ing a new Jail. It takes n big one I can t find my new dinner gown any for Indianupolis, don't it, dad?"—In where.’ ’“ Look again, dear,’ her mother llanapolis News. said. 'Maybe you've got It on.’ " BILIOUSNESS For every stomach und Intestinal UL This good old-fash- toned herb home remedy for consti pation, stomach Ills and other derange ments of the sys tem so prevalent these days Is in even greater favor as a family medicine than In your grandmother’s day. Are You Listening In? The 8UN8MT-DYTINT Singers are broad casting a program of original songs, duet* ?.n<l . over Columbia Nation-wide Radio Htation* at 6 80 p. m every Thursday L'we) bvgtnningThursday. M archi •6.U00 Prise Content for uners of BUI------- and DYTIN'l Is now in fu ll swing. Prises announced at each broadcasting from 16 Radio Stations. m)t BUx* BCK8HT I’YB» *nd DY TINT (the new 10c Tint) write and let us know. Send 8c stam p for ’ COLOR NKW8,” a new 4 paae 4-oolor publication—It contains fu ll particulars of this Interesting contest. Remember: BL’NSHT DYM8 and DYTINT should be In every home where people lore eolor. Write today J Address Dept R. N orth A m e r ica n D y e C orporation M t. V ernon, N .Y . P IS O S ./» 'c o u ç h s No Such Combination Q m c À R o l i e f ! A p lea s an t, effe ctive • w u p — 3 5 c a n d 6 0 « rite s. A n d a x - t e m a l l y . use P IS i Y S T h r o a t a a d “I want a servant girl who is hon est, sober, Indust -lous, nnd neat.” "Then, madam, you had better take four." Chest Salve, 35c. Jokes nre like nuts—the drier they are the better they crack. It Is much easier to be critical than to he correct. For Wounds and Sores T r y H A N F O R D ’S B a ls a m o f M yrrh to year nsasg tor tbs F rg k ritU if sot m i r i A ll Right W ith Her In the campaign to obtain the 1928 Republican national convention for Kansas City this year, Arthur Hard grave, president of the chnmber of commerce, sent messages to members of the National Republican committee, asking suggestions. Through an error one was sent to Mrs. Frances O. Farley of Wichita, L‘emocratlc commltteewoman for Kan sas. This wag her reply: “Acknowledging receipt of your wire of the 24th. Respectfully advlre that It will be all right with me If the Re publican party falls to bold a national convention thia -year.”—Kansas City Star. C olds C ost M oney T H E FEATHERHEADS Felix W as Coaching Freddy— SAY “ B A Y E R A S P IR IN " and IN SIST I Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Colds Pain Headache Neuralgia Neuritis Toothache Lumbago Rheumatism I DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART | / r to to /tT M to / that • n tfe r o r /r o m colds lose* “ Rayer’’ package which contains proven directions. t h r t day»' ftm a f r o m • o r * tn a pear. FORTIFY YOURSELF AGAINST COLDS, GRIPPE Tone off y o tn U d y KUh DR. PIERCE’S GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY A D D m U n. Liquid m T .U ,« . w . N. u , PORTLAND, NO. 10-182» 8T^ Amirta la tX. u .a. —„rt of H l J v ’ Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets At.-, bottle« of 24 ao<l 100—Druggists. Barar Manafa.tar. ot NoooMeUcartlMt.r of BatlartkaeM C are F or Your H air W ith Cuticura Soap A nd C uticura O intm ent. Before sh a m p o o in g anoint the scalp with Cuticura O intm ent, letting It remain on over night w h en possible. T hen shampoo w ith a suds of Cuticura Soap and w arm w ater. Rinse thoroughly. A cle«':, healthy acalp m eans good hair. *••• a« Otoomant S aad 80s Tsirom Ba •~‘J